Because I love you guys, welcome to my mind when it has access to a site that can talk to strangers.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: haha
You: Hi
Stranger: are you going to be cool
You: Sure
You: Slick
Stranger: sure, what?
You: If you need me to be cool, I will be
Stranger: lets see how this goes
You: Okay
Stranger: i am boy
Stranger: you must be boy too
You: Me too
You: Of course
Stranger: yes i could tell
You: It's the internet.
Stranger: you seem agitated
You: Psychic?
Stranger: no, its the itnernet like you said
You: Ah
You: Yes, I am slightly agitated
Stranger: have you ever been punched in the face to ease your angst?
You: Real life, internet is just for fun.
You: Not my angst
You: Someone else's
You: Shit sucks, bro
Stranger: whose?
Stranger: are you down?
You: Some kid
Stranger: roughed you up?
You: Like a clown, Charlie Brown
You: No, just punched me in the face
You: Aside from that, it was kosher
Stranger: is he a shit sucker, of shit sucker stock?
You: Are you going to be cool?
Stranger: I am trying man
You: Yeah, well, you're not trying hard enough.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hi
You: God, I have to pee. Brb
Stranger: what？
(2 Minutes later, I actually did go pee)
You: Back, thanks for waiting
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I just ruined someone's night..
You: I feel kind of bad.
Stranger: why?
Stranger: is this like a trick
You: I don't even know.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok
You: No, I'm not that clever.
Stranger: for a sec i thouhgt
Stranger: id ask then ud send me a virus or smin
You: She was talking about her boyfriend adn shit
Stranger: well
You: Nah
Stranger: what did u guys talk about
Stranger: oh ur a gy?
You: Well, like
You: Yeah
Stranger: lol
You: I told her I had a lego in my forehead
Stranger: wel ill leaev but u can say smin if u want
You: And then she, like, quite
Stranger: yd u say that
You: Because it's the truth, baby
You: I love you, you know.
Stranger: wtf does that mean>>
You: ^^
Stranger: whao dude peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.